Dear 2yr old Potty Training Genius,

You sure had me snowed!  I had thought that because you so vehemently despise diapers that you would be different than your brother and sister.  I thought that the poopy messes of the past would not revisit our home.  But, this evening when I saw you fussing over the poop smeared on your arms, hands, belly, legs and somehow between your toes, I knew I was living in a beautiful dream land with unicorns and ponies.  And that you had, at that moment, every intention of giving me a rude awakening.  I am totally mystified as to how you managed you drip poop from my bedroom to the living room and still have it all over you.  But, at least you did not smear it on me, my bed, the walls or either of your siblings, so maybe you are the genius still.

With Love,
Your Pooper Scooper aka Mom